Let’s face it. Compared to our hardier, pragmatic-minded paternal forebears, men in the 21st Century are pretty bloody useless. We don’t know how to defrost a fridge, a simple act such as putting up shelves flummoxes us and the thought of changing a car tyre is liable to break us out in hives.

However, fret not. FHM has witnessed this masculinity crisis and has joined forces with Nivea for Men to produce ‘The 100% Useful Guide’, a one-stop compendium that’ll provide easy step-by-step info on how to do everything from sushi-eating etiquette to having the perfect shave. To save yourself from potentially crimson-faced moments, step this way now…